Rating out of 5 possible lobsters :
Wow this was a hummer and half! Some lady is in labor and her husband takes her to the hospital to give
birth...first of all she acted more like she was going to the hospital to get breast implants rather then give
birth...she didn't seem to be in too much pain or too scared about giving birth. Ok so she is in the labor room or
whatever it is called and she gives birth. The husband is outside waiting when all of a sudden one of the doctors
comes flying through the door of the labor room and his neck is all cut up. The husband runs in and finds every
doctor and nurse dead with their necks cut up. The mother is still there but the baby isn't. Oh so of course this so
called baby killed everyone and took off. It turns out that she gave birth to a real monster. The baby monster
looks exactly like one of those toy baby dolls with fangs! So for the rest of the movie people try and track it
down to kill it. This was horribly boring...finally at the end the Husband finds it and brings it out of this sewer
tunnel in his arms. The police surround him and try to get him away from it so they can shoot it to death. The
husband throws the baby at one of the policemen and they all shoot the shit out of him and the baby?!?! God
damn it this sucked! This is one to really stay away from! In the ending it says that another monster baby was
born in Seattle and then the movie ends! Does that mean there may be a sequel somewhere? I wasn't exactly on the edge of my seat after this one to see what happens in the next one.
"Fuck I hate kids."