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Starship Troopers(1997)

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Wooohooooo! This is what I call a fucking good movie! Denise Richards shut the fuck  up! Sit there and look hot! Don't open your mouth and try to act again! I can think of a better career for you that would make better use of your mouth but since this is the family website I won't fucking say it here... bitch! Casper Van Dien where are you now? I guess it doesn't matter.  All that matters is that Starship Troopers is one of the coolest movies ever made. The acting is God awful... Remember Doogie Howser MD? Well he's in this too so that should tell you something! The action and gore on the other hand is top notch! You can't find movies like this  very often. It sucks yet rocks at the same time. Gotta love the plot as well. Bugs Vs Humans  is a big draw in my mind. I can't understand how this movie wasn't a huge hit! I faintly remember  hearing about it back in late 1997. Anyway make sure you check this one out and remeber the only good bug is a dead bug! Squash! Destroy! Naughty! Punish! GARBAGE DAY!!! Whoops, little  Eric Freeman going on there...

Henry's Comments

 "It may have starred a bunch of future Infomercial stars but this is one kick ass flick!  The only good Doogie is a dead Doogie!"