Urban Legends: Final Cut
Rating out of 5 possible lobsters :
Whoaaaaaa! First off, what the fuck is Joey Lawrence doing in a movie?!?! I haven't seen his face since he did
that failed sitcom with his little brother after Blossom went off the air! Whoaaaa! I have never seen Urban
Legends, the first one, and after seeing Urban Legends Part 2 I plan on never seeing the it!!! Can't anyone think
up a half decent story these days? Film students are getting knocked off one by one. All are competing to win
some horror film award. Killer ends up being their teacher who was cut short of winning the award back in his
school days by the father of the girl who survives this shitty movie! Wow! What a good script! I can't
understand why it did so poorly at the box office?!?! Yeah whatever!!! I really don't have much to say about
this movie. It was just awful! I'm sick and fucking tired of teen slashers, esp ones with hardly any nudity!!!
"Joey Lawrence is a bitch!"
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