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Wes Craven's New Nightmare(1994)

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Heather Langenkamp is such a hottie! I always had a crush on her when i was younger after seeing Nightmare on Elmsreet Parts 1 and 3. For some reason I never did see Wes Craven's New Nightmare when it came out so I decided to rent it today and see what it was all about! Turns out the only good thing about the movie was the fact that Heather Langenkamp was in it! What a fucking mess of a movie!  Was nice to see that Wes Craven himself wanted to take his creation and end the series the way he  saw fit but in all honesty the series never should have gotten past part 3 anyway! All this  movie did was take a very shitty long running series and make it even longer and shittier! There's only so many times you can take a movie series and make sequels out of it! Let's prey there are no more Freddy movies!

So like what was this movie about? Well it was about the real life Heather Langenkamp and Wes Craven writing a new Elmstreet script. The script for the new Elmstreet movie is actually real life(real life to the  people in the movie). It's a pretty cool movie concept but I found the movie very boring and confusing at times. Could Heather Langenkamp's son be anymore annoying??? Hit the road Dillion!  That brat screaming could make the hair on Ron Jeremy's back stand up for Christ's sake!

Basically I found the New Nightmare very uninteresting. It was cool for the original starlet herself(Nancy - Heather Langenkamp) to be in the movie as herself but it just turned out to be another shitty Elmstreet movie in the end. Can anyone beat this dead horse one more time? Lets hope not!

Henry's Comments

 "Freddy is the only person alive who you can tell masturbates with his left hand!"